Section 2, part 2
(1) Roger C. in PA: I’m afraid I don’t get the joke. What am I missing?
3. Joke 1
“I just finished my first movie yesterday. So I’m going to rent another one tomorrow.”–Al Clethen, American comedian
I love the photos you include in your weekly newsletter. Everyone is always cheerful, having fun, enjoying life.The power of positive living.
Response: Guy, an entertainer, is making a statement that he just finished his first movie. Wow! Then you see that he wasn’t in it; rather, he was just renting one. Funny, I guess, if you’re an actor. I sent it to several of my friends in that profession, and they got a kick out of it. I enjoyed it, too.
Thanks, also, for the nice words about BLAINESWORLD. I’m still appreciative of the fact that you were one of the folks who encouraged me to make it more visual; e.g., by including more pictures. I think it has definitely made the missive more readable.
(2) Jo F. in PA: I haven’t gotten far in your newsletter before sending this because…..”THAT” photo demands a response. Do you have poster size for sale – if not, at least an 11″ x 14″? That’s the best! You look fab.
(3) Evan G. in SC: To the South Carolinians (and environs) friends of new plays . . .
My play “An Uncommon Language” will receive a staged reading as part of Atlantic Stage’s New Play Festival this coming weekend. Overall, 11 plays ranging from 10-minutes to full-lengths will be presented. I’d love to have you come and give me your feedback.
Note: The above reading of his place will take place on Saturday, May 3. For more information, please click:
(4) Neat experiment involving interaction with strangers:
“Everything will be all right in the end… if it’s not all right, then it’s not yet the end.”
“Nothing here has worked out quite as I expected.
Most things don’t. But sometimes what happens instead is the good stuff.”
Note: Good film, too. Catch it if you haven’t done so already.
(8) Michelle B. in NC: Read our latest MGM article, How to Accumulate Wealth with Just $50 a Month, by Leah Singer!
(9) 43 questions to ask before picking a new town
Section 12A, NC events
(4) Jensen Gelfond: Registration is officially open for May classes! They will take place at Goodwill’s beautiful new offices on Patton Ave. Each class is 1 1/2 hours long, with $20 admission.
Getting Things Done Digitally: Productivity Apps and Principles
May 20, 7pm-8:30pm at Goodwill Offices in West Asheville. $20
Get your life organized with the Getting Things Done (GTD) task management system and easy-to-use productivity apps for your computer and smartphone. This class starts with sound productivity principles to manage your busy life, and combines it with easy-to-use to-do and digital filing cabinet apps to make your computer and phone your invaluable productivity partners.Register by clicking:
Organize Your Computer, Smartphone, and Tablet with Cloud Apps
May 28, 7pm-8:30pm at Goodwill Offices in West Asheville. $20
You’ve got a computer and a smartphone or tablet; now get them talking to each other and harness powerful apps that make it easier than ever to keep your life in sync. Learn about the best apps to sync your most important information and harness the full power of your devices: go paperless, keep your passwords secure, access all of your vital files anywhere you go and more!Register by clicking:
(5) Ann-Lee Waite in NC: Yamuna Foot Fitness class . . . Yamuna foot basics helps prevent or alleviate common foot problems, improves flexibility, movement and mobility in the feet and ankles, avoid injuries due to repetitive stress to the feet, ankles, knees and hips.
“Our feet are subject to tremendous stress. We use them daily, with all our body weight bearing down into them–and they do most of this work while literally tied up all day in shoes. As a result, the feet can’t function fully. They become contracted: the bones narrow in toward each other, the muscles atrophy and the fascia glues all these structures together. Nowhere else in the body does this happen. On top of this, most people have an imbalanced walking pattern. Put these two things together and you get pain and common foot problems such as bunion and plantar fascitis.” Yamuna Zake
Instructor: Ann-Lee Waite (828) 395-0250
Drop-in class $7 Wednesdays 11:30-12:00 French Broad Food Coop Biltmore Ave; first class free.
4-week 1/2 hour Foot Fitness Series Saturdays at 9:30am using the Yamuna Foot Wakers starting May 10th at Precision Pilates 1070 Tunnel Road #20 (828) 774-5575 Call to reserve a spot. $40 for the entire series.
Stay tuned for more classes in the Asheville area.
(7) The Hawaiian Hula classes are coming back to Asheville. Kaleo Wheeler will be starting a new weekly hula class on May 13 at the Appalachia School of Herbalism in West Asehville.
Experience an ancient form of storytelling and a spiritual practice through movement and sound.
Hula is generally thought of in the West as nothing more than the fast hip movement portrayed in many of today’s movies and TV shows. That dance is actually Tahition. Traditional hula is very different, much more and much easier to do.
This graceful and flowing dance and ancient form of storytelling is like a breath of life that is exquisitely embodied and expressed in patterns of movement and sound. It is also an energy dance similar to the Chinese Tai Chi.
The basic movements are simple and not stressful to the body. No dance experience is necessary, and each participant dances at the level comfortable for them, either standing or sitting.
E Komo Mai – you are welcome to come and visit for the first part of a class to check it out.
WHY WE DANCE…
To Dance is to Pray…
To Pray is to Heal…
To Heal is to Give…
To Give is to Live…
To Live is to Love…
To Love is to Be-Loved
$15 for drop-in; $45 for a package of 4 classes
Appalachia School of Holistic Herbalism
2 Westwood Pl, Asheville, North Carolina
For more info, visit kaleowheeler.com/events. To register and reserve a place, call 812-929-8898
Section 12B, PA/NJ events
(1) Mercer Dance Ensemble Presents “Something for Everyone” at MCCC’s Kelsey Theatre May 10, 11
West Windsor, N.J. – The Mercer Dance Ensemble (MDE), featuring Mercer County Community College (MCCC) students and community dancers, presents “Something for Everyone” at Kelsey Theatre. Performances will be held Saturday, May 10 at 8 p.m. and Sunday, May 11 at 2 p.m. Kelsey Theatre is located on Mercer’s West Windsor campus, 1200 Old Trenton Road.
MDE will present a fast-paced production as dancers combine lyrical movement with impressionistic and symbolic storytelling. Contributing choreographers include faculty members, MCCC alumni and current students, who will blend their talents in a performance incorporating a variety of modern and international dance styles that celebrates the body in motion.
Tickets are $18 for adults, $16 for seniors, and $14 for students. Tickets are available online at www.kelseytheatre.net, by calling the Kelsey Theatre Box Office at 609-570-3333, or in person at the box office.
Free parking is available next to the theatre. Kelsey Theatre is wheelchair accessible and provides assisted listening devices upon request.
The MCCC Dance program includes the study of jazz, ballet, and modern dance styles from the fundamentals to advanced instruction. With the benefit of small classes and individualized instruction, students may earn either an A.A. degree, which prepares them for transfer as juniors into a bachelor of arts program in Dance, or an A.F.A. degree in the Performing Arts, a transfer program in which they combine conservatory training in theatre, dance and music with education in the liberal arts and sciences.
(2) “The Great American Trailer Park Musical” Comes to MCCC’s Kelsey Theatre May 16-25
West Windsor, N.J. – It’s time for a romp through the trailer park world of Central Florida. Join Pierrot Productions for “The Great American Trailer Park Musical” at Mercer County Community College’s (MCCC) Kelsey Theatre. Dates and show times for this hilarious send-up of trailer park culture are: Fridays, May 16 and 23 at 8 p.m.; Saturdays, May 17 and 24 at 8 p.m.; and Sundays, May 18 and 25 at 2 p.m. Kelsey Theatre is located on the college’s West Windsor Campus, 1200 Old Trenton Road. A reception with the cast and crew follows the opening night performance on May 16. (This show is not recommended for children.)
Written by David Nehls and Betsy Kelso, this campy country-rock and blues musical is set in the Armadillo Acres Trailer Park and stars a colorful cast of tenants – Pippi, a “stripper on the run;” Jeannie, a Dr. Phil-loving agoraphobic; and Jeannie’s tollbooth collector husband, Norbert – whose antics are observed and commented on by a Greek chorus of trailer park matrons. First performed at the New York Music Theater Festival in 2004, “Trailer Park” opened off-Broadway at Dodger Stages (now New World Stages) in 2005 and has been performed in traveling productions around the country to popular acclaim.
The cast includes Thomas Coppolecchia of Ventnor City as Duke; Alexandra Julian of Eldersburg, Md., as Pippi; Cathy Liebars, of Langhorne, Pa., as Jeannie; Jill Bradshaw of Oaklyn as Pickles; Laurie Hardy of Hamilton as Betty; Dwayne Bailey of Hamilton as Norbert; and Lisa Ernst of Hightstown as Lin.
The director is Pete LaBriola, with musical direction by Pam Sharples and choreography by Haley Ackermann. Costumes are by Ruth Rittmann.
Tickets are $20 for adults, $18 for seniors, and $16 for students and children. Tickets are available online atwww.kelseytheatre.netor by calling the Kelsey Theatre Box Office at 609-570-3333. Kelsey Theatre is wheelchair accessible, with free parking available next to the theater.
|THE BEST AUDIENCE participation show EVER!! Dr. Scarpati’s Comedy Hypnosis show! Some seats still available for this Saturday in Bucks County. Get your friends together for this!! WATCH The Doctor’s pitch Please click
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(4) Does it seem like almost 14 years ago since the MILLION MOM MARCH on Washington, D.C.
7:00 pm (Save to cal)
Comedy Cabaret @ Pocos RestaurantAre You Ready For A Positive Life-Changing Experience?THIS IS IT!Dr. Scarpati’s Success With Self-Hypnosis ClassSee a new commercial for the class Please ClickThis class experience will have positive and powerful effects on YOU and your life!Register early and save $30!There are 3 dates to complete the class – Monday May 12th, Wednesday May 14th & the final class is Monday May 19th. Class hours are 7pm to 8:30 pm.You will see how this life-changing class will teach you the power of tapping into your own mind. You can stop feeling stuck, anxious, unhappy and learn how to create health, happiness, love and success. Create new positive habits that will keep you motivated and feeling good. You will be able to successfully program yourself to feel more confident and take control of any unwanted habit or behavior.Dr. Scarpati will explain the limitless power of your subconscious mind and how and why it works. At the completion of this class, you will know more about your mind and about hypnosis then 98% of our population. The knowledge and understanding you will gain will give you a positive ripple effect on your entire life. You will learn and understand the negative consequences of “organ language” and how to avoid it! Also, he will teach you the value of positive self-talk and how to stay positive. Dr Scarpati generates a fun, relaxed and causal atmosphere with his teaching style which you will totally enjoy. Besides learning the self-hypnosis skills, you will learn some valuable life lessons that will keep you feeling positive and motivated. You will have access to the Doctor’s email and be able to contact him at any time during or after the completion of the course with any questions you may have. He is always happy to help and answer his student’s inquiries.
About Dr. Scarpati:
Dr. Andrew Scarpati started is professional career as a teacher at Pennsbury School District in 1977 to 1980. In 1980, he performed as a stand-up comedian and actor and also created Comedy Cabaret – which became the Philly region’s largest comedy club company. He has worked with some of the biggest names in the field, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Kevin James, Ray Romano to name a few. In 1995, while studying acting in New York City, he enrolled in a self-hypnosis class. His interest in subconscious programming led him to the prestigious Hypnosis Institute in Manhattan, where he earned his Basic and Advanced Training. When he first discovered his talent and love for helping people use their own innate abilities to overcome a perceived problem, the experience totally changed the direction of his life. “It’s a truly wonderful feeling to see my clients, or my students overcome a situation, take control and achieve their goal. Assisting and guiding someone to their goal is the most rewarding work I have ever done in my entire life. I love this profession and realize this is my calling. My goal is to help my clients, and students maximize their potential, enhance their sense of well-being and help them realize they can achieve their goals. Through the use of self-empowerment, they see, feel and experience success. Each and everyone of us has the power within us to achieve, succeed and feel good about ourselves. Dr. Scarpati is not a medical doctor or a psychiatrist. He earned his doctorate in Clinical Hypnotherapy in 1998 from the American Institute of Hypnotherapy in Irvine, CA. He is a member of the Association of Counselors and Therapists and National Guild of Hypnotists. Dr. Scarpati is an expert in subconscious programming and has training in NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) and music therapy. Currently, he has a successful practice and he is developing a new audio series to enhance self-improvement. He conducts seminars and classes on the power of the mind. He is happily married with three adult children.
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